Uses Air

As part of an effort to make the junior staff where i work feel more loved they have instituted a policy of having us each create a brief bio for ourselves that will be posted on the website. While initially a benign concept, i am sure that it will backfire in some way (given the person in charge of it who i will whinge about at a later date). However, i still submitted something (what a little spod i am, eh?), but just thought of an infinitely more amusing way to summarise my contribution to the planet:

"Uses air."

Hence the name of this post. Might even make a good title for a book. Anyhoo - just an amusing thought that occured to me that i thought i'd share. More later on those responsible.